When you mary your one true love, you promised in front of the priest or pastor and your family and friends during your wedding ceremony to be with your husband/wife for better and for worse. And that only death can separate both of you.
That promise works well in this funny story we found on circulating on Facebook about the wife’s action the morning after her husband went home the night before so wasted that couldn’t remember a thing.
We don’t want to spoil the fun so here’s the story and see for yourself.
The husband comes home very intoxicated and breaks some crockery, vomits, and falls down on the floor. The wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
The next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He prays that they should not have a fight.
He finds a note near the table.
“Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy grocery. I’ll come running back to you, my love. I love you.”
He gets surprised and asks his son. What happened last night.
Son told him:
“When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said.
“Hey lady! Leave me alone. I’m married”